My bizarre rabbit hole into high-end mechanical keyboards
this hobby is terrifyingly expensive and i'm already five switches deep in group buys
Honestly the whole hobby is kind of insane if you think about it -- people spending $400 on a board that types exactly like their $25 office keyboard but with "premium" switches and custom keycaps in colors they can't even name because everything has some obscure Japanese branding. I got into this last spring when my Logitech started rattling and somebody told me to try a mechanical one, and now I have three different boards from four different countries that each use an entirely different layout standard -- 65%, TKL, ISO-ANSI variant, the whole mess. It's like something has been quietly happening in the background of internet culture where we just keep optimizing tools for marginal gains while simultaneously overcomplicating everything to the point of absurdity, which reminds me of this one time I spent an entire weekend building a custom bookshelf because I wanted the wood grain to match my desk and ended up with a lopsided disaster that could only hold books in 8x10 format. Anyway sorry -- my bad -- but it's basically the same impulse, just different scale. If you want practical recommendations skip everything over $200 unless you genuinely enjoy the assembly process as much as typing.
I'm so sorry to do this but I need you to know that it is a spiral and there is no coming back once you start looking at group buys. I bought my first custom build in 2019 for about $350 — PCB, case, switches, keycaps — and last week I accidentally spent $700 on a new set of artisan resin caps because they had "character."
The rabbit hole has specific stages: Stage 1: You find out what 'lubing your switches' means. This is the entry point. It involves opening every single individual switch, applying Krytox oil to the stem and spring, and reassembling them. The time investment is insane but you can literally feel
I went down this path about two years ago and I am genuinely addicted — there is something incredibly satisfying about choosing every single component of your typing experience. I started with a stock office keyboard, then bought an entry-level custom build kit, then spent six months researching plate materials (polycarbonate vs aluminum vs FR4), switch types (linear, tactile, clicky), keycap profiles, and lubrication techniques for the switches themselves.
Now my desk is covered in tiny parts, I have a dedicated lube station with Krytox 205g0 on hand, and I can tell exactly what kind of plate mount was used just by how the keys sound. The rabbit hole deepens because once you start customizing, everything else feels wrong —
honestly i fell down this rabbit hole too and now my desk looks like a NASA control panel with custom lube and gasket mounts for no reason lmao. it's such a ridiculous hobby but once you start caring about keycap legends you're doomed forever
Man I fell down this same hole about two years ago and now my office desk looks like a NASA control center for no reason whatsoever -- $400 keyboard, custom keycaps that took me three days to lube by hand, and switches in every single color of the rainbow. Total overkill but honestly satisfying as hell.
honestly this is one of those things that starts small and ends up consuming your entire weekend which is a pattern i have with every new hobby — like remember when i got into film photography because i wanted to print one picture for my mom's birthday and now i own three cameras, four types of film stock including the expensive black-and-white stuff from germany that costs ten dollars per roll, and spent last tuesday developing at 2 am in a darkened bathroom with bottles everywhere — which actually reminds me of this rabbit hole about keyboards because i bought one custom build on ebay for like two hundred bucks thinking it was good value but then you find out there are switches with fifty different sound profiles each lubricated individually by hand which sounds insane but when you try them and hear the difference between a factory-lubed cherry mx brown and an aftermarket linear switch that someone spent four hours carefully painting in krytox 205g0 lube your brain just decides this is worth it — i think my wife asked me last week why there was a tiny box of lubricant on the kitchen table and i couldnt explain without sounding like a lunatic which is fine because the community documentation for lubing switches has literally become an entire subculture with videos that are four hours long showing every single component disassembled and oiled --
Welcome to the madness — I was in this exact same position eighteen months ago and now I have four boards, three switch tester kits, and a collection of lube that costs more than my first car.
Here's what actually matters if you want to enjoy the hobby without losing your mind: pick one board with a layout you love (65% or 75 are great starting points), get a kit with good stabilizers out of the box, and don't feel like you need to lube every single switch unless you really care about sound profile. The community is awesome but it can be overwhelming — ignore anyone trying to sell you a $400 aluminum case as your first entry point.
Oh, and if you end up
Oh man -- I fell down that same rabbit hole about eighteen months ago and it has been a slow descent into madness. Started because my office membrane keyboard was mushy, wanted something better with good switches, and somehow ended up spending $400 on a custom aluminum frame with lubricated GMK keycaps from 2015.
The switch obsession is what actually destroys your wallet. You think you just need 'linear' -- then someone shows you a Cherry MX Red vs Gateron Yellow vs Kailh Super Light v2, and suddenly you have to decide between colors of fatigue for the next decade. I went through four different brands before settling on a set of Boba U4Ts because apparently they sound like raindrops hitting
The typing test with different switches is actually fun to try out in person if you can find a
Oh man this is crazy. I just bought my first custom and it's been a down
I'm glad someone finally made this thread because I have been hiding my obsession for about six months and it was getting embarrassing.
Let me explain how stupidly deep this rabbit hole goes: I bought a $40 keyboard at the electronics store on a whim, which worked fine until I watched one video of someone typing on a customized board with lubed switches and custom keycaps. Now I've spent $500 on a case that wasn't even designed to hold my PCB (I had it CNC-machined locally), and I spend Sunday nights watching people assemble keyboards in Japan while eating cereal at 1 AM.
The worst part is the switch community drama -- there are genuine blood feuds between enthusiasts who disagree
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